some times you meet people in the strangest ways. and well, today was one of those days i guess! :)
what are the chances of you going for a run after AGES, only to be caughy huffing and puffing by a buff greek god, who is also actually probably the most eccentric person you've come across!
picture this... you've taken about 3 rounds around the park. and are down on your knees in the middle of the path, when this HOT man who was sitting on a bench in this lazy fashion playing around with his iPod suddenly decides to notice you. UNFLATTERING.
as if that isn't enough, he actually calls out to you, and says..."maybe you should give it a break. you're way out of shape for anything too much."
you- thanks for the free advice.
he- anytime.
then,
he- hmmm..i like your face. but it says, BACK OFF! why so serious?
you (in your mind)- oh no babe, it's just because of a minor heart attack that i'm having.
you (out loud)- maybe, maybe not. either way, none of your concern you know?
he- friendly, aren't we?!
you- always! -smile-
he- ah! -smile back- i am Atharva. and you are..?
you- nevermind
he- so nevermind, what do you when you're not trying to scare people off?
you- try to run?
he- ooh, i so expected you to do an eyebrow dance. most women LOVE doing that. they think its hot i think...
you- -laugh out loud- (like really! score one for the guy you idiot!)
he- ah! (then he goes quiet)
you- what now?
he- you don't laugh. you CACKLE!
you- you know what? i've known you for 15 minutes! and you just won't...
he- let me complete? you cackle...and it's so bloody hot!
you- whatever. you're weird. am off. bye!
he- see you around babe. tomorrow?
you- as if.
you (in your head)- bloody obnoxious cad! who made him this hot? :|
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PS- for those who read my last post...just one of those off days people. am sane. really! :)
what are the chances of you going for a run after AGES, only to be caughy huffing and puffing by a buff greek god, who is also actually probably the most eccentric person you've come across!
picture this... you've taken about 3 rounds around the park. and are down on your knees in the middle of the path, when this HOT man who was sitting on a bench in this lazy fashion playing around with his iPod suddenly decides to notice you. UNFLATTERING.
as if that isn't enough, he actually calls out to you, and says..."maybe you should give it a break. you're way out of shape for anything too much."
you- thanks for the free advice.
he- anytime.
then,
he- hmmm..i like your face. but it says, BACK OFF! why so serious?
you (in your mind)- oh no babe, it's just because of a minor heart attack that i'm having.
you (out loud)- maybe, maybe not. either way, none of your concern you know?
he- friendly, aren't we?!
you- always! -smile-
he- ah! -smile back- i am Atharva. and you are..?
you- nevermind
he- so nevermind, what do you when you're not trying to scare people off?
you- try to run?
he- ooh, i so expected you to do an eyebrow dance. most women LOVE doing that. they think its hot i think...
you- -laugh out loud- (like really! score one for the guy you idiot!)
he- ah! (then he goes quiet)
you- what now?
he- you don't laugh. you CACKLE!
you- you know what? i've known you for 15 minutes! and you just won't...
he- let me complete? you cackle...and it's so bloody hot!
you- whatever. you're weird. am off. bye!
he- see you around babe. tomorrow?
you- as if.
you (in your head)- bloody obnoxious cad! who made him this hot? :|
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PS- for those who read my last post...just one of those off days people. am sane. really! :)
1 comment:
Haha... has happened to me before, cute guy who comes off as an ass. Next time just punch him :P
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