Pearls of Wisdom, a la Geeko. Saved them during a RANDOM conversation. Might not make much sense. But they sure as hell are gonna entertain you!
-(talking of classics and women in corsets and old gowns) those old fashioned dresses! kids could make tents under those skirts!
- (just showing off) people don't give a rat's ass. I, well i, don't give a tiny kitten's fart!
- (discussing pajama parties) to me and all men around, slumber parties mean hot women in hot hot pajamas in a pillow fight, and DON'T you spoil that impression for me!
- (on romcoms which he claims he doesn't like but i have a sneaking suspicion he secretly adores) if only they had lesbian couples in all those romantic comedies. Those movies would become so much more tolerable!
- (talking about Titanic and Winslet's character) she had to see him dead, ki ab mar gaya ab chalo aage. It was a bloody sinking ship, she couldn't even swim. How could she help? But nahi bhai, main to chep ho jaaungi jaake ki kahin he doesn't hook up with someone else. Even if my fiance keeps shooting at us! Jao! mar gaya bechara!
- (romantic movies) most famous romantic movies ko agar dekho, you realize ki end mein jaake bande ki hi lagti hai!
- (commenting on something i said wrt an old friend) so if he is your male version, you guys can have the whole gender dysfunction thing in common? (he doesn't think i am too feminine. for some reason, MOST guys i know don't. hmmm... NOT good!)
- (when i said someone i know is too old school to go try any tricks on women he goes out with) if you're making pasta then you go to her place and eat, it makes sense. But man.. i'd NEVER go to her house for a coffee! I'd much rather go to Barista. They serve better coffee!
- (cribbing about women and how difficult we are) it should be compulsory for all girls to date other girls, just to make you understand how difficult it is to date you people! its ok if you don't make out, but you need to know man!
- (on PMS) you can't call PMS a hormonal excuse! In that case, we should be allowed to sleep with whosoever we want to when get horny, because THAT'S hormonal too!
- (me) Battlestar Galactica? I'm 85% sure i won't like it.
(geeko) i'm 99.99% sure you won't... (:| )
- (on something i said about He Man) AND HIS DONKEY BECAME A HORSE?! what's wrong with you? His tiger became a bigger tiger!
PS- i HOPE you don't get into trouble! :P
-(talking of classics and women in corsets and old gowns) those old fashioned dresses! kids could make tents under those skirts!
- (just showing off) people don't give a rat's ass. I, well i, don't give a tiny kitten's fart!
- (discussing pajama parties) to me and all men around, slumber parties mean hot women in hot hot pajamas in a pillow fight, and DON'T you spoil that impression for me!
- (on romcoms which he claims he doesn't like but i have a sneaking suspicion he secretly adores) if only they had lesbian couples in all those romantic comedies. Those movies would become so much more tolerable!
- (talking about Titanic and Winslet's character) she had to see him dead, ki ab mar gaya ab chalo aage. It was a bloody sinking ship, she couldn't even swim. How could she help? But nahi bhai, main to chep ho jaaungi jaake ki kahin he doesn't hook up with someone else. Even if my fiance keeps shooting at us! Jao! mar gaya bechara!
- (romantic movies) most famous romantic movies ko agar dekho, you realize ki end mein jaake bande ki hi lagti hai!
- (commenting on something i said wrt an old friend) so if he is your male version, you guys can have the whole gender dysfunction thing in common? (he doesn't think i am too feminine. for some reason, MOST guys i know don't. hmmm... NOT good!)
- (when i said someone i know is too old school to go try any tricks on women he goes out with) if you're making pasta then you go to her place and eat, it makes sense. But man.. i'd NEVER go to her house for a coffee! I'd much rather go to Barista. They serve better coffee!
- (cribbing about women and how difficult we are) it should be compulsory for all girls to date other girls, just to make you understand how difficult it is to date you people! its ok if you don't make out, but you need to know man!
- (on PMS) you can't call PMS a hormonal excuse! In that case, we should be allowed to sleep with whosoever we want to when get horny, because THAT'S hormonal too!
- (me) Battlestar Galactica? I'm 85% sure i won't like it.
(geeko) i'm 99.99% sure you won't... (:| )
- (on something i said about He Man) AND HIS DONKEY BECAME A HORSE?! what's wrong with you? His tiger became a bigger tiger!
PS- i HOPE you don't get into trouble! :P
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